Introducing: The Firework Launcher

"Dignity? Never met her."

From the unstable minds behind the Horny Cage and Card System comes a celebration cannon so gaudy, so extra, so needlessly overengineered—it might just be perfect.

This isn’t just a firework launcher. It’s a declaration of war on subtlety. It’s a festival crammed into a bazooka, a chromatic crime against peace and quiet. Slap it on any VRChat avatar and you’re no longer attending the party—you are the party. A walking rave. A high-velocity midlife crisis wrapped in glitter and charged particles.

Flick the toggle and watch it dissolve into existence like a diva entering stage left. Cycle through one of four drama-rich positions—hip, hand, over-the-shoulder, or wherever else you feel like storing a celebration in waiting. With multiple fire modes—including burst, single, and charging (yes, you can literally charge up your bad decisions)—every launch is tailored to the kind of chaos you wish to inflict.

Each explosion isn’t just visual—it’s experiential. A contact-sensitive detonation that screams, sparkles, and slaps. Muzzle flash? Naturally. Particle trail? Try a full-blown comet of regret. The sounds? A thunderclap of fabulous. This thing doesn't "go off," it announces its presence.

And let’s talk customization—because baby, this is where it gets unhinged. You want glitter? You get glitter. You want post-processing toggles that let you dial the chaos from “mild sparkle” to “visual felony”? Go nuts. Saturation, brightness, contrast, posterization—every setting available for your inevitable descent into neon godhood. Crank every setting until your world looks like a Lisa Frank fever dream rendered in 4K HDR.

It even comes with 22 lovingly deranged custom icons, because if you're going to carpet-bomb the sky with sparkles, you should look good doing it.

This isn't a weapon. It's a cry for attention with physics.

It’s not practical. It’s not quiet. It’s not safe.
It is, however, absolutely spectacular.

Esoteric Ink presents:
The Firework Launcher
Start drama. End silence. Light up everything in between.

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With all these features, fun is guaranteed!

(Disclaimer: Fun not guaranteed)

• The Firework Launcher, capable of working on any VRChat avatar
• Easy to follow installation tutorial
• Optimized, Well Made Model
• Dissolving Toggle Effect
• 4 Location Presets
• Amazing Firework Explosion Particles
• Contact Explosions
• 22 Custom Menu Icons
• In Game Size Changing
• Multiple Fire Modes
• Burst Shot
• Single Shot
• Charging Mode
• Tons of In-Game Appearance Settings, Including:
• Glitter
• Post Processing
• Saturation
• Brightness
• Contrast
• Posterization
• It Also Has:
• Sound System
• Muzzle Flash
• Particle Trail
• Muting
• Tons Of Pizzazz

  

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1. License & Permitted Uses

• Personal Projects & Customization:
  You’re free to use, edit, and remix the asset for your personal projects and avatars. Whether you’re spicing up your avatar or not, tailor it as you see fit. Just remember: backup your work before you experiment.
• Public Showcases & Commissions:
  Feel free to incorporate the asset in public avatars or even in commissioned projects—as long as all parties involved are rightful owners. If you’re featuring the asset on a purchasable or free avatar, simply give us a nod by crediting this page (though we’d adore your silent awe, too).
• Streaming & Video Content:
  Broadcast your creations to the world. Whether you’re live-streaming or curating YouTube content, the asset is yours to display. Credit is optional, yet always welcome.

2. Prohibitions & Restrictions

• No Commercial Mischief:
  Commercial use of our digital goods is strictly off-limits. Contact me (Eso) personally if you wish to secure a Commercial License. This means you can’t bundle our asset into Unity packages or any other product for monetary gain without that extra green light.
• File Sharing & Redistribution:
  Sharing is caring, but not when it comes to our files. You are expressly forbidden from sharing the raw files or redistributing the asset to anyone who hasn’t purchased it. If someone asks, direct them—politely—to this page.
• Asset Tampering Liability:
  We craft these assets with care, but if you “accidentally” break your avatar or project that’s entirely on you. Always save a backup before importing new assets.
• No Refunds:
  Our product is a finished, reliable (albeit slightly eccentric) digital creation. All sales are final. Once you’ve joined our little coven of asset owners, there’s no turning back.

3. Acknowledgments & Obligations

• Consent to Terms:
  By purchasing our asset, you irrevocably agree to all these Terms and Conditions. Use it wisely, customize it creatively, and always keep a healthy backup habit.
• Attribution for Commercial Use:
  Should you ever find yourself venturing into the commercial realm with the appropriate license, be a gem and give credit along with a link to this page. After all, legends deserve recognition.
• Our Disclaimer:
  We take pride in our creations, but we aren’t responsible for any accidental existential crises, avatar disasters, or digital disturbances that might occur once our asset enters your creative workflow. Play smart, and may your frame rates remain high.

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