Introducing: The Horny Bat

“Bonk. Salvation is blunt.”

From the forsaken depths of the Esoteric Arsenal comes a tool forged not in steel, but in shame. The Horny Bat is not a weapon of war—it is a weapon of correction. An optionally oversized, spiritually overloaded instrument crafted for one singular purpose: discipline the down-bad.

This isn’t just a bat—it’s a divine intervention in melee form. With every swing, it echoes the ancient cry of internet moderation: “Go to horny jail.” The moment it’s drawn, the air shifts. The thirst quakes. The simps scatter.

With exaggerated geometry and texture-mapped righteousness, the Horny Bat delivers on every aesthetic level. Each impact triggers a satisfying auditory bonk that reverberates not only through the skull, but through one’s deepest, most repressed sense of dignity. It leaves behind a subtle trail of particle-shame, a lingering mist of regret that slowly descends like the aftermath of a poorly timed heyyyy gurrrl... It is the perfect blend of comedy, consequence, and chaos—engineered to correct those who believe self-restraint is optional in public spaces.

This is not merely a weapon—it is a concept. A symbol. A metaphysical bat carved from the wood of accountability and wrapped in the leather of social boundaries. To wield it is to take up a mantle. To be bonked by it is to be reminded—gently, firmly, and repeatedly—that some urges must be met not with indulgence, but with blunt retribution.

Esoteric Ink presents:
The Horny Bat.
When self-control fails, blunt force prevails.

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With all these features, fun is guaranteed!

(Disclaimer: Fun not guaranteed)

• The Horny Bat, capable of working on any VRChat avatar
• Easy to follow installation tutorial
• Optimized, Well Made Model
• 6 Location Presets
• Reverse Gripping
• Spinning Tricks
• 28 Custom Menu Icons
• Dropping Mechanics
• In Game Size Changing
• Dual Hand Holding
• Tons of In-Game Appearance Settings, Including:
• Emissions
• Blinking
• Scrolling
• Rainbow Mode
• Metal Bat Mode
• Sparkles
• Voronoi
• Outlines
• It Also Has:
• Blood Hit Particles
• Hit and Bloody Sound System

  

Made with:

for a streamlined installation.

1. License & Permitted Uses

• Personal Projects & Customization:
  You’re free to use, edit, and remix the asset for your personal projects and avatars. Whether you’re spicing up your avatar or not, tailor it as you see fit. Just remember: backup your work before you experiment.
• Public Showcases & Commissions:
  Feel free to incorporate the asset in public avatars or even in commissioned projects—as long as all parties involved are rightful owners. If you’re featuring the asset on a purchasable or free avatar, simply give us a nod by crediting this page (though we’d adore your silent awe, too).
• Streaming & Video Content:
  Broadcast your creations to the world. Whether you’re live-streaming or curating YouTube content, the asset is yours to display. Credit is optional, yet always welcome.

2. Prohibitions & Restrictions

• No Commercial Mischief:
  Commercial use of our digital goods is strictly off-limits. Contact me (Eso) personally if you wish to secure a Commercial License. This means you can’t bundle our asset into Unity packages or any other product for monetary gain without that extra green light.
• File Sharing & Redistribution:
  Sharing is caring, but not when it comes to our files. You are expressly forbidden from sharing the raw files or redistributing the asset to anyone who hasn’t purchased it. If someone asks, direct them—politely—to this page.
• Asset Tampering Liability:
  We craft these assets with care, but if you “accidentally” break your avatar or project that’s entirely on you. Always save a backup before importing new assets.
• No Refunds:
  Our product is a finished, reliable (albeit slightly eccentric) digital creation. All sales are final. Once you’ve joined our little coven of asset owners, there’s no turning back.

3. Acknowledgments & Obligations

• Consent to Terms:
  By purchasing our asset, you irrevocably agree to all these Terms and Conditions. Use it wisely, customize it creatively, and always keep a healthy backup habit.
• Attribution for Commercial Use:
  Should you ever find yourself venturing into the commercial realm with the appropriate license, be a gem and give credit along with a link to this page. After all, legends deserve recognition.
• Our Disclaimer:
  We take pride in our creations, but we aren’t responsible for any accidental existential crises, avatar disasters, or digital disturbances that might occur once our asset enters your creative workflow. Play smart, and may your frame rates remain high.

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